Funny Health Jokes.... You Just Have To Laugh It Off

Sure, it’s fun to share a good laugh. But did you know it can actually improve your health? It’s true: laughter is strong medicine.

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh.

Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

Now here are funny health one liners to keep your stress level low.

1. He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said "What is wrong with it?" "It's swollen."

2. My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

3. Spoiler alert! The milk has been in the fridge for three weeks.

4. Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

5. Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."

6. A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.

7. My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

8. Someone told me a joke about transgender surgery. Took balls to tell it.

9. I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

10. I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

11. Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

12. Doc says, "Joe, I got some bad news for you. You've got six months to live." Joe says, "Six months? Doc, I can't pay your bill in six months, I can't do it!" Doc says, "OK, I give you a year..."

13. Working at a Hospital is the worst cause you can't call in sick. You: "Yeah, I can't come in today, I'm sick." Boss: "Come on in, we'll check you out."

14. My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.

15. Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?
Doctor: Sell!

16. Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit.

17. Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!

18. Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time.

19. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie.....

20. Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.


# Patient: Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!
Doctor: Give me a minute.

# Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid SOB!

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Funny Health Jokes.... You Just Have To Laugh It Off Funny Health Jokes.... You Just Have To Laugh It Off Reviewed by Aremu Segun on January 28, 2018 Rating: 5

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